Look me in the eyes. You are feeling very sleepy. Just let yourself relax. Feel your chest relaxing, your arms, your shoulders, your neck and head relaxing. Feel your entire body relaxing, all over.
You can feel yourself relaxing now. This feeling is getting stronger and stronger. It’s carrying you into a deep, peaceful state of hypnosis, where every word that I utter is putting you faster and faster into a deep, peaceful state of hypnosis.
Sinking down, the deeper you go, the deeper you are able to go. And the deeper you go, the deeper you want to go, and the more enjoyable the experience becomes.
Now you are resting comfortably in a deep, peaceful state of sleep, going deeper and faster and deeper and faster all of the time.
Now go the hell over and open the freakin’ back gate, and let me into this garden already, damn it! I’m hungry!